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Dear Sean Payne,

You may not be sober enough to read this yet. You’re probably sleeping right now. I hope so. It’s been a rough 24 hours for you. When you get arrested for public intoxication and you’re too drunk to hold your own head up for a mugshot and a cop has to do it for you, that’s really embarrassing. When the whole internet knows about it, that’s shame-inducing.

I just wanted to let you know that I get it. It’s hard to give good face when you’re that intoxicated. I usually look like a crazy person in drunk photos. Let’s just say that there are a few photos that would make me wanna die if the world saw them. I mean, none of them are mugshots or anything … luckily.

Learning to pose while filthy drunk is hard, but it’s a skill that all avid drinkers must master if they wish to continue drinking avidly. I was never able to master it, so I just cut back on my drinking, you dig? Just a thought for you, Sean.


Ami Angelowicz

[Sun UK]

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