Robsten Is Legally Required To Promote “Twilight” Together

  • Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s contracts say that they have to promote “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2″ together, a source tells Perez Hilton, and studio execs were not happy when the pair broke up this summer over a possibly-fake cheating scandal. Because they’re eloping, right? In any case, they’re forced to walk the red carpet together, so they’re gonna have to act like they enjoy it. [Perez Hilton]
  • Put on your sunglasses. Jennifer Aniston’s engagement ring from Justin Theroux is the size of a pig in a blanket. I mean the party snack made from hot dogs and phyllo dough, not an actual pig in a blanket. Although that too, kinda. [Just Jared]
  • Slightly inappropriate: “Breaking Bad” Halloween costumes for kids. [iVillage]
  • “RuPaul’s Drag Race” queens remember Sahara Davenport, who died suddenly last week at age 27. [NewNowNext]
  • PETA is now blasting Pokémon for promoting animal abuse. Pokémon, people. [The FW]
  • Jason Russell from the charity movement KONY 2012 is finally opening up (to Oprah, natch) about his meltdown last year. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Ryan Gosling and Michael Fassbender were photographed on a movie set together … be still, my heart. [Crushable]
  • Starting this week, you can now order an FDA-approved at-home HIV test called OraQuick off the Internet. Next week, OraQuick will be available in 30,000 retail stores. [Clutch Magazine]
  • Meet the “unmatchable” Long Island man who’s spent $65,000 on matchmaking services only to find 250 women who are not up to his standards. Sorry, sir, but you are never going to find a woman who makes you happy. [New York Post]
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