- According to a new cover story in Tatler, Prince Harry only hooks up with rich girls who have “something to lose” by selling their stories to the press. Prince Hot Ginge also once “startled” an American at a party by swallowing a live goldfish that had been given to each guest as a parting gift. Oh, Harry. You and I are looking less and less likely to ever be a fit. [The Daily Beast]
- Jenny McCarthy opens up about her past drug abuse in her new memoir with a cannibalism metaphor: “Holding up drugs in front of a group of Playmates was like holding up an arm to a cannibal tribe.” [Celebuzz]
- Oooh: Have a listen to Adele’s new song for the latest James Bond film, “Skyfall.” [Socialite Life]
- Rihanna says getting back together with Chris Brown is nobody else’s “bidness” … which I guess explains why they did that song and she’s talking publicly about it? Seems private to me! Also, Chris’s ex Karrueche Tran was supposedly “blindsided” by the split. [Celebrity Cafe, PopCrush]
- Things you don’t want to know about dude’s dirty underwear. [Gurl]
- Ann Romney is going to guest-host on “Good Morning America” on October 10. I’ll pass. [Uptown Magazine]
- Sarah Bourland — of stingray photobomb fame — tells the story behind the meme. [The FW]
- Here’s the silliest pink cap money can buy, none of which will cure breast cancer. [Jezebel]
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