Sometimes when Tyra Banks booty tooches, she gets juicy muffin top, but she doesn’t care dammit! Tyra posted this photo to her Instagram, drawing attention to the only-slightly-noticeable-because-she-pointed-out extra bit o’ flesh over her jeans, and emphasized how she felt about said muffin top by including the hashtag #perfectisboring. But, like, how long until Tyra is on the cover of Us Weekly sharing her muffin top whittling secrets, you know? This shit is always so cyclical. Also, if that is a muffin top, I’m going to have to come up with something new for what I’ve got going on. Hmm … how about “exploding popover”? [Twitter]
