Another Day, Another Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Elopement Rumor

  • Rumors that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson want to elope have dogged the two ever since they filmed their first “Twilight” film, so I’m not sure why we’re supposed to believe they’d finally do it now. But apparently they’re planning to elope this winter. [New Now Next]
  • Katy Perry is planning a divorce party this October, which would have been her two-year wedding anniversary. Any excuse to celebrate, girl! [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Cops descended on Ashton Kutcher’s house over a possible home invasion but he was just getting punk’d. Demi Moore, you little minx. [TMZ]
  • 10 epic school dances you wish you had been invited to — “Grease,” hello. [Gurl]
  • We have two different options for presidential debate bingo: one from wonky liberal magazine Mother Jones and one from our ladyblog friends TresSugar. Or, you know, play our Presidential Debate Butt-Chugging Drinking Game. [TresSugar, Mother Jones]
  • This is a list of 12 topics that One Direction has banned interviewers from asking them, which, incidentally are the only things people care about. [Crushable]
  • 21 school lunches that will make you glad you’re an adult. [HyperVocal]
  • Sometimes you just need help remembering if it’s a Jewish holiday or not. [Is It A Jewish Holiday?]
  • Chris Burch of the company C. Wonder has filed a lawsuit against his ex-wife Tory Burch over her business, which he used to own major stakes in. #richpeopleproblems [Racked]
  • Meet Ukrainian teenager Anastasiya Shapagina, a real-life anime girl. How did she get her eyes like that? [The Gloss]
  • 50 Shades of Grey … for your face and nails. [Lucky Mag]
  • Taylor Hanson is the new papa of his fifth child (oh, God, I am old), a girl named Wilhelmina. When I was 14, I was convinced I was the the woman who would be giving Taylor Hanson babies. Sigh. [People]

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