RIP Society: German Booze Poured Over Hungarian Playmate’s Naked Breasts Before Bottling

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If your only contact with the female sex — say, perhaps, by court order — is through alcoholic beverages that have been poured over their naked cleavage prior to bottling, than I suppose this German liquor company’s publicity stunt is very exciting indeed.

But that, and only that, is the only reason you might not be a major loser for drinking G-Spirits.

The company claims “every drop” of their $180-per bottle vodka, rum and whiskey is poured over the naked boobs of Alexa Varga, Hungary’s 2012 Playboy Playmate of the Year and each bottle comes with a photographic proof.  G-Spirits brags their rinks have “unbelievably versatile flavors” which range from “roasted almosts, dried fruit and toffee, to honey, vanilla, baked apples and cinnamon.” Those, you see, are all the different body lotions that Alexa Varga wears.

Also: sweat. You forgot sweat. You are spending $180 for sweaty rum and a topless photo. It’s kind of the alcoholic version of buying a woman’s worn panties off the Internet.

[New York Daily News]

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