Is George Clooney Back On The Market?

  • Circle your wagons, ladies: a George Clooney/Stacy Keibler breakup is supposedly imminent because he is being “really distant and pulling away from her.” Sounds breakup-ish to me.  And yes, by “ladies” I am specifically talking to blonde D-listers between the ages of 24 and 33. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • “Awkward Black Girl” creator Issa Rae and “Grey’s Anatomy” creator Shonda Rhimes have teamed up for a new ABC comedy series called “I Hate L.A. Dudes.” [Uptown Magazine]
  • October’s upcoming “Saturday Night Live” guests are Bruno Mars, Daniel Craig and Christina Applegate. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • These 10 flicks are actually secretly kinda feminist. [Em & Lo]

  • Wait, people masturbate at work? Who? Where? What?! [The Gloss]
  • Sad news: drag queen Sahara Davenport from “RuPaul’s Drag Race” season two has reportedly been found dead at age 27. [New Now Next]
  • Something called “CheaterVille” says blondes are more likely to cheat, because obviously hair color and fidelity are linked. [Gurl]
  • Oberlin students should write for the school newspaper because Lena Dunham did. []
  • KONY 2012 dude Jason Russell, who very publicly broke down and got caught masturbating on a city street, is going to return to society with an Oprah interview next week. [New York Observer]
  • Friend-of-The-Frisky and stand up comedian Sara Benincasa dishes out advice to brand new comedy peeps! []
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