Evening Quickies: TV Broadcasters Ready And Waiting For Jesus’ Return

  • I thought this was an Onion headline, but I was mistaken: two American TV broadcasters have acquired studio space in Jerusalem so they have a prime spot for when Jesus returns. Christian broadcasters Daystar Television Network and Trinity Broadcasting Network will be there on the scene in case Christ returns to the Earth in human form. You have to give them credit: they’ll have an exclusive. Take that, Anderson Cooper! [L.A. Times]
  • Tyler Perry is bringing two scripted TV shows to Oprah’s OWN network. Hmm, maybe that’ll help the ratings. [Uptown Magazine]
  • And your 2013 Academy Awards host will be (drumroll please) …… [Celebrity Cafe]

  • Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer (formerly of Google) gave birth yesterday to a boy named Zachary Bogue. Mazel tov! [Huffington Post]
  • If any of these things apply to you, then you’re definitely a bad roommate. [Gurl]
  • Love John Waters films? Then head over to Kickstarter and help fund filmmaker Jeffrey Schwartz’s documentary “I Am Divine.” [AV Club]
  • “The Bachelorette”‘s Ashley Hebert and J.P. Rosenbaum are going to wed in December in a TV special. Because that goes so well for everyone’s marriage, doesn’t it? [US Weekly]
  • What to wear when you’re meeting someone for a “casual encounter” on Craigslist. (Um, a taser?) [BlackBook Mag]
  • Paris Hilton allegedly made out with a chick and then her boyfriend got arrested for battery. Clearly Paris is just jealz at all the attention Lindsay Lohan has been getting. [TMZ]
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