- Crisis averted: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have reconciled and Rob’s moved back into their place together. Now we can all move on with our lives and leave Kristen Stewart aloooooone! [Us Weekly]
- Lindsay Lohan has blamed her asthma flaring up on getting arrested in New York City last week for running into a guy with her Porsche. [Celebitchy]
- Also, artist Domingo Zapata — whose kid she was snapped carrying last week — really, really wants you to know that he and LiLo are not hooking up. [New York Post]
- Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds have already picked out wedding-themed baby names — Charleston for a boy and Carolina for a girl. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
- And your new “Bachelor” will be …. Sean Lowe, a 28-year-old Dallas businessman who was one of Emily Maynard’s top three picks on “The Bachelorette.” [Entertainment Weekly]
- “HIMYM”s Neil Patrick Harris is publishing a memoir in spring 2014. I think we can all agree we’re going to read the shit out of that. [Hollywood Reporter]
- Five bedroom statistics that will make you feel very, very normal. [Babble]
- Will a big toy make your boyfriend seem too small? [Em & Lo]
- 10 bawdy international sex comedies that will make your Netflix queue a lot more cultured. [Flavorwire]
- Men explain — or attempt to, anyway — why they harass random women on the street to “smile.” [The Gloss]
