Do Not Want: Grandma’s Blanket Pants

Do Not Want: Crazy Sneakers

Python print, studs, neon, embroidery, oh my! Read More »

Do Not Want: See-Through Hat

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Do Not Want: Towel Skirt

Umm...that's totally a hand towel. Read More »

Do Not Want: Molting Boots

Pretty sure these boots are shedding their exoskeleton. Read More »

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Way back in the day, my grandma had a crocheted afghan in her living room that looked exactly like these pants. I used to wrap myself up in it on her cozy couch to watch Nickelodeon while she plied me for family gossip with treats from the candy drawer. I had no idea that one day someone would take that blanket, sew it in the vague shape of pants, and sell it for 300 bucks at Neiman Marcus. [$297, Neiman Marcus]

10 pairs of really ugly, really expensive designer pants

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