Libra (September 23-October 22): You can’t control your honey and this week they might get out of sorts. However, instead of wanting to hide under the furniture in shame, you may take pride in the fact that your baby can be so bold and so direct, despite the brutishness. Sure, you never like getting your feathers ruffled, but if you can preen together afterwards, all will be sweetly forgiven.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You can’t have a parade everyday, nor would you want one. So, be ready to kick back and just be willing to do the bare minimum. Streamline your schedule to do what you must, and feel free to ignore all the rest. After all, being Superwoman is a thankless job and this week, it’d be even more of one, so plan your time accordingly.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You won’t be able to control your libido this week, so prepare by keeping extra condoms and clean undies in your purse. While you might not get the mental or emotional bond you are longing for, it won’t matter, as the intense physical connections you will have this week will more than make up for the lack of depth. Just think of this as smaller steps to a larger goal.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Suck up all pettiness your crush du jour will be throwing your way. Like in grade school when the one who likes you harasses you the most, such will be the case this week. Yes, contrary feelings are going to make you feel frustrated, but don’t get caught in these sorts of mind games. Think above the immaturity and discipline them at your will.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): There is only so much you can say to talk your boo out of making a bad decision this week. Best to communicate around the actual issue and plant ideas. This will mean taking some time out on how to plot for success, as your silence during the first half of the week will only add to the importance of what you will say later on. So, command your words with power!
Pisces (February 20-March 20): Pesky paranoias will fly into your brain, killing your comfort. Instead of trying to block it out, understand these little messages are trying to tell you something important, if not something ridiculously petty. However, what starts out small now can become bigger if left unattended. So, don’t talk yourself out of exploring the details that seem off.
Aries (March 21-April 19): You won’t be able to hold back the hooting and hollering as you watch another try to get one past you. Score one for you, because this week is going to be a pisser, in terms of reiterating your greatness and another’s gracelessness. Not that you need to gloat forever, but a week will do and from there, you can keep ruling your universe in style.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): When all else fails, just keep quiet. Yes, trouble in love can stir this week, when it comes to some detail that your baby will like rehashing over and over. While repeating lessons is never your favorite activity, understand that this insanity is all part of their process in learning acceptance. Let it pass and know when to gently change the subject.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Timing is everything and although you think you can control it, you can’t. Instead, let go and wrap your brain around something creative. Expressing yourself will heighten your emotions now, which will help control your impatience so you can see your dreams fulfilled. Make inspiration your vice, as it’s the only pill that’ll properly and fully chill you out.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Life is too good to be true, so don’t look for the cracks in the cement of new lusts. In time, everything gets worn, but while it’s brand spanking new, just love its perfection. Sure, there are a lot of delusions that will come to pass, but why suffer for them now? Everything has its ups and downs, so don’t waste this up by concentrating on the down.
Leo (July 23-August 22): Recenter yourself this week, as your spiritual side is in dire need of a pick-me-up. While you may not be so aware of it, you are likely trying too hard to get on a wavelength you don’t exactly understand. If you step back, relax and look at the bigger picture, you may start to get why it is so and if possible, how to fix this disconnect too.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Karma is a bitch; so don’t start piling up the bad kind with little lies that you don’t have to tell. Only you are feeling the anxiety this week, so be strong and tell the truth. Sure, it might be hard to admit what you want to feel responsible for, but how else can you delegate chores with your other? Set the standards with honesty. Start today, guarantee time to relax tomorrow.