Rush Limbaugh Blames Shrinking Penises On Feminism

Conservative talk radio host and major douchebag Rush Limbaugh has unwisely ensured that “Rush Limbaugh small penis” will forevermore be the most delightful of Internet search terms.

Yesterday on his radio show, Limbaugh discussed an Italian study that claimed the average size of a penis is 10 percent smaller than it was nearly 50 years ago due to environmental factors like air pollution. (Side note: of course it is the Italians who are studying penis size. Did the French get in on this, too?)

“I don’t buy this. I think it’s feminism, if it’s tied to the past 50 years …,” he explained. “It has to be the feminazis. The ‘chickification’ and everything else. … But air pollution versus feminazis? Ha!”

Of course, given enough time, I’m sure Rush Limbaugh could find a way to blame air pollution on feminism, too.

Obviously he has not been looking at what Jon Hamm — noted male feminist — is packing, which would throw the results of that Italian small penis study right out la fenestra. Don’t worry about your weenie, Rush.  You’re still the biggest dick out there!

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