Chris Brown’s Bodyguard And Friends Allegedly Harass Good Samaritan At Subway

  • Ugh, Chris Brown. Ugh. The photo agency FameFlynet and the blog RumorFix are reporting that Chris Brown’s friends were bickering with an employee at Subway about charging them for extra meat on their sandwiches and an elderly man — a good Samaritan — was sticking up for her. Then Brown’s friends started taunting the Samaritan with racial slurs. Chris Brown and his bodyguard then pulled up in Brown’s Lamborghini, apparently got involved in the spat, and the bodyguard pulled a stun gun on the Samaritan. Cops arrived on the scene shortly later. This whole story is gross.  [RumorFix, The Blemish]
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