Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of September 17-23, 2012

Libra (September 23-October 22): There isn’t be a lot you won’t feel you can’t do now, so don’t waste this time on hapless people and places. This will mean getting a bit sterner with your baby too, so when they go on with talking crap, you’ll have to know when to pull that shade down and close out the noise. This week, compassion is for the weak.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): All your current fears are making you manic, and the only way to get it out of your mind is to face them. All you have to do is throw it out there and see what happens. Confess your true emotions to whomever and leave it at that. From there fate will pick up the slack and offer the hint to the next puzzle. Oooh life, what a delightful cycle of frustrations and fruition.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Excitement and trouble may hit, when you find you can have a crazy encounter with a friend of your honey’s that could leave you wondering if you are with the wrong person. Yes, the stickiness gets thicker with the plot, as a new set of morals get tested; how strong can your duplicitous and shallow side pull at you?

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): There are so many ways to look at one problem, and if you can come up with some of those other ways of thinking, rewards will come now. Yes, you will get to play hero if you win this round of brains over brawn, as karma is waiting to toss a barrel full of magic to whoever can show their brilliance the brightest.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Whenever you are lost, take a poll of your friends. You know their opinions matter and you know who to trust, so sit yourself down with a supply of your favorite social vices and get to gabbing, as this week a lot of major truths and discoveries are waiting to be had in conversing with those who truly know you.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’re going to have to take a sneakier route in baiting your prey now, but keep it playful. Whip out your most whimsical self, as the fun that can happen in the course of these next few days can make or break a deeper bond than you first assumed. Seems mutual attraction on several levels is possible.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Be as superficial as you need to be. When it comes to love, what you see if what you get, but that doesn’t have to be a bad thing. Let your eyes guide you through the trail of lust and take a hard look at all that sparkles versus what will tarnish in time. After all, our senses are meant as defense weapons, so know whatever registers as ugly is trouble.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Your brain may feel as if it’s on its last legs, but thankfully you are such a jovial individual that your past actions will carry you through. Besides, it’s not like you have to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders anyway. If anyone expects that of you, understand you don’t need to be around them. This week, do take all lying down.

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Gemini (May 21-June 20): Have hope and let it guide you like crumbs on a trail. Life isn’t going to unravel all at once.  This week, love will inspire you in great ways, so don’t be doubtful of the future. Just keep putting one foot in front of the other as confidently as you can, because each of these steps will bring you closer to a dream fulfilled.

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Cancer (June 21-July 22): Get ready to cut through the red tape, because there will be lots of it to get through. However, the good news is that while protocol can be tedious and exhausting, there won’t be too many blocks as you proceed ahead. Just don’t let impatience get to you and all will be beautiful.

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Leo (July 23-August 22): Use your words and make them sound pretty and you won’t get many objections this week. It’s all in the way you verbally present yourself that will lead you to getting the upper hand in all your current negotiations. Even if you don’t know the point you have to make, it doesn’t matter, as that isn’t even necessary.

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Virgo (August 23-September 22): Cuddling on a couch says a lot about a person. If you can have that level of comfort, that is a beautiful thing and a lovely luxury to take advantage of. Don’t underestimate the power of companionship now, no matter how lazy you’re feeling, because sinking into each other’s comfort level can be just as sexy as slipping into each other’s body when done properly.

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