Palace Pissed About Topless Kate Middleton Photos

  • The palace is extremely pissed France’s tabloid Closer published topless sunbathing photos of Kate Middleton on beach vacay with Prince William in the South of France. The palace’s official statement read: “Their Royal Highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their privacy in such a grotesque and totally unjustifiable manner.”  Sources tell People “a red line’s been crossed” and the royals are considering legal action against Closer. [People]
  • New couple alert: Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez. Damn, those would be some attractive babies. [US Weekly]
  • Levi Johnston is a daddy again: his girlfriend has given birth to a baby girl. An yes, he named his baby after a gun. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Oooh, “True Love,” Pink’s collaboration with Lily Allen, is out. [PopCrush]
  • A look at black influence on New York Fashion Week. [Uptown Magazine]
  • If celebs had olde-timey mugshots, they’d look like this. [The FW]
  • Guys explain: is there such a thing as too much porn? [Em & Lo]
  • This chick sneezed all over her dude during a makeout sesh. [Gurl]
  • Jennifer Lawrence is now sporting dark, dark brunette hair. Not sure I like this look on her. [iVillage]
  • This is a crazy story of a woman who cut off her breasts to become a better racecar driver! [Jalopnik]
  • Why do all of these high school kids from Kalamazoo, Michigan, get a free ride to college? [New York Times Magazine]
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