Is Ryan Gosling About To Propose?

  • Uh oh.  Someone whose name rhymes with Schmyan Schmosling is purportedly going to propose to his girlfriend Scheva Schmendes. Shh, don’t tell Amelia. Her eyes will flash red and she’ll start hissing. [LALALALALALALALA I’M NOT LISTENING LALALALALALALALA. — Editor] [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Lady Gaga promoted her new fragrance by getting a tattoo live in front of a crowd. And she also peed in a pail. But I guess in those get-ups she wears, she has to pee in buckets. [Celebrity Cafe, PopCrush]
  • A Baptist Church children’s choir sang “Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You” as Blake Lively walked down the aisle at her wedding to Ryan Reynolds last weekend. Adorable? Or a bit too much? [People]

  • Doesn’t Ryan Lochte know that no one is allowed to touch Anna Wintour, much less grab her knee? [Racked]
  • Wow, a “Gangnam Style” wedding video is a real commitment to the gangnam style. [The FW]
  • Dues: here are some cheap date ideas that won’t make you look cheap. [Modern Man]
  • “As a man watching Zac Efron, I don’t necessarily like me yet. So how can I like Zac Efron?” Says Zac Efron about himself. Love it when celebs discuss themselves in the third person. [BlackBook Mag]
  • All the bisexual and lesbian ladies we can’t wait to see on fall TV. [After Ellen]
  • 11 kickass librarians with awesome tattoos. Take some notes, these people.  [Mental Floss]
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