Topless Photo Of Kate Middleton? French Tabloid Says It Has One

A topless photo of Kate Middleton?!  I can’t imagine those words in the same sentence together. The French tabloid Closer claims it is in possession of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless in Provence with Prince William. According to Business Insider, the Closer website describes the topless duchess picture thus: “At the chateau, Kate was perfecting her tan and spread SPF 50 sun tan, while William was tapping his fingers on a table. And to avoid streaky tan marks, Kate thought it all the way through … and took off her bathing suit.” Presumably the image was shot by paparazzi on Kate and Will’s recent vacation to France. Unlike her brother-in-law Prince Harry, who was not a whit careful about stripping down naked in front of strangers with cell phones, Kate and Will have taken great pains to keep their private life (and parts) private.  I guess, in this day and age, we shouldn’t be entirely surprised that this could happen anyway. [Business Insider]