Kris Jenner Pissed About “Today” Show’s September 11 Boob Job Gaffe

  • Kris Jenner is pissed that on 9/11, “The Today Show” ran an interview with her discussing her breast implants instead of cutting to footage of the nationwide moment of silence. So pissed I’ll bet she’s going to get Kim to do a bikini shoot about it! [Celebrity Cafe]
  • A compendium of weird faces made by Britney Spears. [PopCrush]
  • Miley Cyrus side boob alert: the poor child is still struggling with that whole wearing-a-bra-and-panties thing. [The Superficial]

  • Selma Blair has split from her baby daddy Jason Bleik 14 months after their baby Arthur was born. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Speaking of things that make you fat: Oscar Meyer sent a man on a cross-country road trip with no cash and only 3,000 strips of bacon to barter his way through life. Life dream status? Or greasy nightmare? [The FW]
  • Does smoking post cause testicular cancer? Things your man should know before he tokes. [Modern Man]
  • Six women who’ve run scary-ass crime syndicates. Don’t try this at home, ladies. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Don’t sleep with your tattoo artist before the tattoo is done, bozo. [Em & Lo]
  • Here’s a sneak peek at the Topshop and Topman items you’ll be able to get at Nordstrom. [Wander With Style]
  • Why did this woman get paid to make out? [Gurl]
  • Pregnancy fetishists rejoice! It’s time for the pregnant bikini pageant. [iVillage]
  • Sally Struthers got busted for a DUI. Cue the ChildFund International jokes. [TMZ]
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