Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of September 10-16, 2012

Virgo (August 23-September 22): You’re on the verge of an amazing new self-discovery that will make you feel hotter than a crawfish boil in the middle of July. Let the sex appeal ooze off you like a gown with a 15 foot train; that is the extravagant nature you must grab with gusto with this week, as there will be all sorts of sweaty surprises that you’ll need stamina to enjoy the full release of.

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Libra (September 23-October 22): You can’t count on others now. Get on top and take the power back. You’ll need to rely on your inner strength and values to find the loophole in your current predicament. Plus, you have the ability to talk anyone into anything, so believe your own myths and carry out your mission.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Life sucks and then you die. You know it, but it doesn’t stop you trying to prove it wrong. After all, your specialty is the impossible and if you aren’t willing to put it all on the line, as in your ego and hope, then you can consider your worst nightmare accomplished…but who knows, maybe life only sucks for those who are weak-willed.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): A cycle feels like its ending, but it doesn’t have to mean an end to all you know. Whatever is worth the time will grow with you, but it’ll mean taking stock of the changes that come with the move. Nothing has to ever be the same, but better. Take what you have established and grow from it, rather than think you have to close the door on it.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Just grab hold of a notion and go with it as being impulsive now will be the best release for you.  As for the one you pull in as your partner of crime, go for someone way out of your norm, in either language, culture, citizenship, gender, etc. Yes, the world is your all-you-can-eat buffet, so dare to experiment like never before.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You are going to be rising from a pile of ashes you never thought you would be getting out of and feeling so great about your future, it’ll be hard to keep your pants on.  However, despite your compulsions, keep it cool, as this isn’t the time for everyone to see your cards. Keep those secrets close to you for a little longer, and in time you’ll really be able to party your ass off.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): People have a funny way of morphing into what you think you want them to be when you first get to know them. Then after a time, as reality sets in, it can prove to be a very different picture. Lucky for you, the last read you had wasn’t the full picture and what comes to light now will show off something beautiful, something that could never be seen at first glance.

Aries (March 21-April 19): The one way for you to learn any lesson is repeating it so much that you finally get every small nuance down. So, as this week starts up that old familiar tune once again, be ready, but don’t be annoyed. Instead, hold your head up and work it like a pro — as this will likely be the last time you have to go down this route again and can officially call yourself a master.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You aren’t too proud to beg, but why should you? Just as one opportunity starts to rot, another will appear — and in the nick of time to save your ego from deflating anymore. Just let go of the old baggage and take flight on a new wind. If you take this leap of faith, you’ll find the stink fades fast up above, as will the eyesores too.

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Gemini (May 21-June 20): Suddenly, your foundation will feel as if it’s shifting in a direction you aren’t prepared to go. Although you may have dreamt of change and thought it would relieve you when it happened, it’s a shock when it does. Yes, fantasy and reality can be a bitch to assimilate, but when two worlds collide, motion can get rough. No matter, understand this is an envious problem to have.

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Cancer (June 21-July 22): All you have to do is communicate ideas. You do not have to be responsible for the entire world at every second of the day. If you think too deeply about your situation, you will never get out. Air out your thoughts, but don’t think you have the only say in the matter. If you discuss, you will find there are a lot more options that you can actually take immediate advantage of.

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Leo (July 23-August 22): Carry on with your plans as you configured them. If you let anyone get in your way, then you’ll have to take responsibility for their ideas, which can be precarious. Sure, this may be a trust issue, or it could also be an intuitive one. Either or, you should never do what you don’t want to — no matter how much someone is forcing their opinions onto you.

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