“How I Met Your Mother”‘s Cobie Smulders Weds “Saturday Night Live”‘s Taran Killam

  • “How I Met Your Mother”‘s Cobie Smulders and “Saturday Night Live”‘s Taran Killam wed on Saturday  at a ranch in California. (We can also confirm the bride wore a dress by Claire Pettibone.) Mazel tov! Too bad they got upstaged a day later by the meh nuptials of Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. [US Weekly]
  • It’s Male Model Monday and goddammit, Adam Cowie is hot. [Socialite Life]
  • Nine apologetic songs for International Make-Up Day. They should probably change it to International “I’m Sorry” Day because it sounds like it’s a day about makeup, right? [Betty Confidential]
  • How to banish body acne, like the dreaded back-ne, once and for all. [Endless Beauty]
  • Mindy Kaling fake-tweets for New York Fashion Week. Love. [Fashionista]
  • Booze news: red wine is healthier when it’s non-alcoholic, according to a new study. Wait, there’s non-alcoholic wine? How does that work? [The Atlantic]
  • Shirley MacLaine regaled the “Downton Abbey” cast with tales of UFO encounters and got gently mocked by Dame Maggie Smith. [BlackBook Mag]
  • “RHONJ”‘s Teresa Giudice says Juicy Joe didn’t cheat on her because he doesn’t remember cheating on her. [Crushable]
  • Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson refuses to sign the divorce papers for wife Evelyn Lozada, whom he physically attacked mere weeks after they married this summer. Sound like a winner, this one. [TMZ]
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