10 Reasons Drake Would Be The Worst Boyfriend

One of my favorite ways to pass the time is to relentlessly mock the rapper formerly known as Wheelchair Jimmy. While I genuinely enjoy his music, I can’t help but notice that he seems maladjusted, dysfunctional, emotionally immature, and generally pretty unattractive as a potential beau. Without further ado, my reasons for believing that if Drake were to approach you, you should flee.

1. He romanticizes the past. He has a tendency to reflect on his exes and reach the conclusion that they were perfect. Which means he’d end up drunk dialing them while you were passed out in the other room. Read more…

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