Amy Poehler And Will Arnett Are Separating

  • NOOOOOOOOO!!!  Amy Poehler and Will Arnett have confirmed to Us Weekly that they are separating after nine years of marriage. They have two big serious babies together, Abel and Archie Arnett. Our faith in love’s endurance is forever shattered. If these two crazy kids can’t make it, who can? I guess this means the blind item from Dlisted a few weeks ago is actually true.  [BuzzFeed]
  • Missed the MTV Video Music Awards last night?  Here’s who won in every category. It looks like Chris Brown (ugh) was the big winner of the night. [Socialite Life]
  • The new face of Bobbi Brown Cosmetics is none other than our favorite ex-Scientologist. [Betty Confidential]

  • Seven simple steps to avoid a hangover. Surely someone out there needs to read that this morning. [Endless Beauty]
  • Miley Cyrus is taking her hairstyle cues from Pink — not that that’s a bad thing, mind you. [The Superficial]
  • Simon Cowell blabbed that Britney Spears had a panic attack and tried to quit “X Factor” on her very first day. [TMZ]
  • Prince Harry is off to Afghanistan for four months … [US Weekly]
  • … and Queen Elizabeth was supposedly so pissed about Harry’s naked Las Vegas romp that she asked Prince Charles to take a paternity test. That’s so not true but so funny. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
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