- Snooki actually scored a People magazine cover for her newborn baby Lorenzo, as if you needed further proof that the apocalypse is nigh. [People, Betty Confidential]
- Meet Jennifer Nicole Lee, the more age-appropriate version of Courtney Stodden. [Socialite Life]
- “Tanning mom” Patricia Krentcil may seek “professional help” for anxiety, her husband said. If “anxiety” is how you want to explain being ejected from a drag show for being too drunk, so be it. [Celebuzz]
- “American Psycho” author Bret Easton Ellis tweeted this weekend that porn star James Deen (!!!!!!) is in the running to play Christian Grey in the “50 Shades Of Grey” movie. His source also tells him the role of Anastasia Steele with be played by an unknown. [Crushable]
- An HBO documentary about Vogue editor Anna Wintour is in the works. I guess “The September Issue” and “The Devil Wears Prada” were not enough. Yawn. Call me when there’s a Grace Coddington documentary. [Fashionista]
- When drag artists reenact Cindy Sherman portraits, amazingness ensues … [Huffington Post]
- “Girls” star Lena Dunham is dating Jack Antonoff from the band Fun., who — fun fact! — is Scarlett Johannsson’s ex-boyfriend from high school. [US Weekly]
- … ditto for adults posing in Anne Geddes “baby” portraits. [The Gloss]
Bill Nye the Science Guy has challenged “legitimate rape” dimwit Rep. Todd Akin to a debate about science. This needs to happen.[Update: A reader tells me the Daily Currant is a satire site, like The Onion. Which is a shame, because a debate between Bill Nye and Todd Akin would be the shit.] [Daily Currant]- A family was kicked off a flight from NJ to LA because their 16-year-old son with Down syndrome, who was “excitable” and “running around,” was deemed a “flight risk.” What do we think about this? [Gawker]


















