Sometimes everything in the universe just aligns and, in one day, all your dreams come true. Today, the world brought me FORKLIFT FOOT and TANNING MOM AT A DRAG SHOW. I am a lucky, lucky human being. I am very grateful, internet gods. Very grateful.
Behold this video of Tanning Mom Patrcia Krentcil as the guest of honor at Hell’s Kitchen’s XL Hot Mess Drag Review last night. Yes, she is wearing a red, acrylic number that exposes her biscuit. No, she didn’t take her daughter tanning. (She mentions that a number of times.) Yes, she is highly intoxicated on white wine, no red wine, no Pinot Grigio. Just like Ramona Singer. And NO, I don’t think she liked the joke about her, Snooki and Big Ang in a hot tub being called “Gorillas in the Mist.”
According to The New York Post there was also some kind of drunken brawl between Tanning Mom and one of the drag queens. I don’t know what exactly went down, but see above the photographic evidence of her toppling over on the red carpet. I love a drag show with a red carpet! WERK!
You can watch the “Gorillas in the Mist” joke gone wrong and Tanning Mom get escorted off the stage by a brigade of drag queens below. Yes, this really happened. My muse! It seems like just yesterday she was wearing bows.