Putting A Spell On Your Ex Won’t Help Get Him Back
Today in people being delusional assholes when it comes to love: I stumbled upon an amazing question in The Smoking Jacket’s advice column “ASK TSJ.” Spellcaster of Caller, Michigan wrote:
My ex-boyfriend dumped me four months ago after I accused him of seeing someone else and insulting him. I was so confused and didn’t know what to do, so I reach to the Internet for help and I saw a testimony of how a spellcaster helped someone get their ex back.
I contacted the spellcaster and explained my problem to him and he cast a spell for me and assured me that in three days my ex would return to me.
To my greatest surprise on the third day my ex came knocking on my door and begged for forgiveness.
I am so happy that my love is back again and not only that, we are about to get married.
But I worry the spell will wear off. Should I call spellcaster again?
I don’t think I have to tell you what advice-giver Mike had to say, although it was funny and well-penned and worth a read. The crux of it was: “Quit calling up Internet spellcasters and let your boyfriend go.”
Anyhow, I posted Spellcaster’s question for no other reason than just to give you an ego boost. No matter how fucked up your love life is at the moment, no matter how much of a bunny boiler you’ve been, you’re not in as bad a place as Spellcaster. Unless, of course, you’ve hired someone to put a spell on your ex, in which case, IT’S NOT GOING TO WORK. [The Smoking Jacket]