- Political condoms are here and ready for use. Your choice. You can wrap it up with Romney or Obama. [Huffington Post]
- In honor of Todd Akin, here are the five kinds of “illegitimate rape.” Excuse me while I go punch a wall. [Em & Lo]
- Shia LeBeouf will be having REAL sex in his upcoming movie, “Nymphomaniac.” I am praying that he cuts his hair before this real sex scene because his current hairstyle makes me feel nauseous. [The Stir]
- Vajazzle is officially a legitimate word in the 2012 Oxford Dictionaries Online. As is douche. Yay! [NYMag.com]
- And the Cosmo article says … there’s a number one quality men want in bed. I can hardly contain my excitement to find out what it is! [Your Tango]
- So, you’ve had sex and you wish you didn’t. It happens. Here is a five-step process to get over your overwhelming regret. [College Candy]
- Porn star Mr. Marcus has admitted to being patient zero in the recent adult industry syphilis outbreak.[LA Weekly]
- How to buy a vibrator for your lady. [Ask Men]
- A new study found that being quiet while receiving oral sex made the giver perform better. Well, that doesn’t sound fun. [The Date Report]
- Phyllis Diller has left us, but her bawdy jokes live on. Check out some of her finest. [Em & Lo]
