- Playgirl magazine has offered Prince Harry $1 million to pose in its magazine and reveal the goods that weren’t in those nude pics on the Internet. A million dollars? As if! He probably spent more than that on his Vegas bar tab. Who do you think Prince Harry is, Levi Johnston?! [The Gloss]
- Ew: Ryan Lochte’s sister Megan Lochte said a bunch of racist stuff about Asian people. [Jezebel]
- Usher has been awarded custody of his two sons with ex Tameka Raymond. Earlier this summer, the former couple lost Tameka’s son from a previous marriage in a freak accident. [Madame Noire]
- Tom Cruise’s child support payouts for Suri Cruise are absurd, absurd, absurd. [Socialite Life]
- Singer Rufus Wainwright has wed his longtime partner. Mazel tov! [People]
- Bigfoot spotted in Ohio!!! Hide the children!!! [The FW]
- How to try the sheer trend but still be office-appropriate. [A New Mode]
- Rihanna is doing her best to cheer up Robert Pattinson by sending him saucy sexts. Perhaps photos like these? [PopCrush]
- Talk show host Sally Jessy Raphael just loves to use Facebook and post tons of pics of herself, much like similar women her age who just discovered Facebook. [Buzzfeed]
- You thought you knew elaborately planned over-the-top public marriage proposals. But you know nothing about elaborately planned over-the-top public marriage proposals. [NYMag.com]
- Madonna says she forgives Elton John for calling her a “fairground stripper.” No one has explained to me yet where are these fairgrounds that have strippers! [US Weekly]
- Kristin Davis from “Sex and the City” and “The Newsroom” scribe Aaron Sorkin are dunzo after two months. Praise be! Charlotte deserves better. [Celebitchy]
- 20 apps to organize your entire life. My life’s a mess. BRB, downloading all of these. [iVillage]
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