- Vivienne Jolie-Pitt just landed her first acting gig as the child version of Princess Aurora in “Maleficent.” Zahara must be glowering with jealousy. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- A new study found that both men and women get distracted on dates, but in different ways. Ahem. Cleavage. [Your Tango]
- This woman regrets looking at the nakey pictures of ginge Prince Harry. I don’t. But she’s entitled to her opinion. [Newser]
- An imagined interview with the fetus that vanished from Todd Akin’s website earlier this week. The fetus has some really interesting things to say. [TruTV]
- Lady Gaga purposefully flashed some boob in a home video. Scandal! [Starpulse]
- I’m sure if you’ve ever watched the news (you definitely have), you’ve noticed that the women wear a crap ton of makeup. But why? Here’s an in-depth exploration of Fox News’ female faces. [NYMag.com]
- Chris Brown’s new GF Karrueche wasn’t loving Ri Ri’s recent interview with Oprah.I’ll bet she wasn’t. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- Get to know male model Austin Sanderson’s naked torso a lot better. [The Berry]
- How to live on Mars time. [The Mary Sue]
- Check out what the former Hogwarts are up to now. Otherwise known as when actors from “Harry Potter” have to get other jobs. [Next Movie]
- Just admit it, you’re hoarding stuff under your desk at work. OK. I confess. That’s where I keep all the unwanted sex toy deliveries I receive. I can’t help it. I feel guilty throwing out a fleshlight. [Stylist]
