Prince Harry Races Ryan Lochte In Las Vegas Pool At 3 A.M. While Wearing Clothes

  • At least someone in the Royal Family knows how to have fun! Grainy cell phone video has emerged of Prince Harry, wearing jeans, racing Olympian Ryan Lochte in a Las Vegas pool last night at 3 a.m. Lochte gave Prince Hot Ginge a head start, of course. The poor kid is probably going to get fingerwagged for behavior not befitting a royal. But look on the bright side: at least he is not wearing Nazi uniforms anymore. [The Daily Beast]

  • Gisele Bundchen has confirmed she’s pregnant with her second child by Tom Brady. Mazel tov! []
  • Kelly Ripa will reveal her new “Live” co-host on September 4. It’s been 10 months since Regis Philbin retired. I’m on Team Neil Patrick Harris! [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Lady Gaga barfed onstage in Bucharest, Romania. No, it was not part of the act. [PopCrush]
  • Taylor Swift wears red lipstick to the beach, as you do. [Socialite Life]
  • Remember comedienne Phyllis Diller’s contributions to pop culture, from her standup to “Scooby Doo” to “Family Guy.” [The FW]
  • Fellas, Hilary Swank is single again. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • This sounds like a conversation you would have while stoned: what would your unicorn name be? [Gurl]
  • The family of “Top Gun” director Tony Scott, who committed suicide on Sunday night by jumping off an L.A. bridge, is disputing an ABC News report that Scott had inoperable brain cancer. [People]
  • Obviously you want to read a random-ass web comic about Drake fighting the Illuminati. [BuzzFeed]
  • James Franco is now a T-shirt designer. [WWD]
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