Just days after eating his feelings with Jon Stewart over a pint of Ben & Jerry’s, Robert Pattinson hit up “Good Morning America” for some awkward conversation about “the elephant in the room,” as interviewer George Stephanopoulos put it.
“I want my fans to know Cinnamon Toast Crunch has only 30 calories a bowl,” he deflected when asked about the K-Stew cheating drama. Stephanopoulos pushed and pushed but all R-Patz would say was:
“You get into it to do movies. I’ve never been interested in trying to sell my personal life. The reason you go on TV is to promote movies.”
“You seem to be doing okay,” Stephanopoulos finally said. “Yeah, yeah,” Pattinson replied. FASCINATING. Then they gabbed about his new movie “Cosmopolis,” which is the reason he was on TV in the first place.
There you go. Today we learned, 1) Robert Pattinson likes Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal, and 2) he is doing okay. FASCINATING.