Ochocinco Issues Public Apology To Evelyn Lozada For Alleged Domestic Violence

  • Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson has issued a public apology towards Evelyn Lozada, his bride of only six weeks. The NFL player was arrested for allegedly headbutting Lozada during a fight on Saturday night; he was subsequently dropped from the Miami Dolphins and yesterday Lozada filed for a divorce. In his statement he said, “I would like to apologize to everyone for the recent events that have occurred. I would like to wish Evelyn well and will never say anything bad about her because I truly love her to death. I will continue to be positive and train hard for another opportunity in the NFL.” [Global Grind]
  • Cheatin’ scoundrel Rupert Sanders will return to direct “The Huntsman,” which will star Chris Hemsworth. But Kristen Stewart’s role is still up in the air. It’s unclear if that’s because the “Snow White” followup won’t focus on her character or if Hollywood is just filled with sexist douchebags applying a double standard. [Socialite Life]
  • Lawyers for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries will appear in court today in hopes that they can settle that little matter of their divorce. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Love this: Kelly Clarkson covered Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” at a concert this week. [PopCrush]
  • James Franco is making a movie about Lindsay Lohan, sort of? But also about himself, sort of? He’s working on an untitled project and is casting for “Lindsay Lohan types” and “James Franco types” at 13, 21, 30, 45, and 60. You know, James Franco, this could be so weird I might just approve. [ONTD]
  • Ryan Lochte has landed a cameo on “90210,” presumably as a dumb guy who pees in a pool. [People]
  • Three kangaroos escaped from a German wildlife preserve and hopped around the surrounding woods. Why can’t this happen with baby pandas?! [The FW]
  • Attention, math nerds: the U.S. population has now hit 314.159 million. [Slate]

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