“Bachelor Pad” Recap: Chris Forms A Dangerous Love Square

Forget about love triangles. BORING. Monday night’s episode of “Bachelor Pad” involved a love square. How does one even get involved in a love square? Good question. Chris seems to have figured it out. As Sage Stagliano (who’s dubbed himself “coach” of the house) put it, “He’s going around starting lots of little fires in girls’ pants, and when you play with fire you’re gonna get burned.” That is correct, Michael. After the jump, how Chris managed to start a string of panty fires. Seriously, I don’t get what these girls find attractive about him.

Play # 4: Spend the night with girl #3.

It’s hard to do a walk of shame back into the Pad when there are two angry women waiting for you. But Chris and Sarah do it proudly. Blakeley is pissed and Jamie is CRUSHED. Jamie, don’t be CRUSHED. Put the pieces together and fight for your place in the Pad! But Jamie gets sacrificed to the Crying Limo Gods and Chris is revealed as the “rat” and the “snake” that he is. By the end of the episode, Chris has no one. Well, I guess he still has Sarah, but I suspect not for long. I predict the fire in her panties will be out soon. Probably by next week’s episode. Stay tuned.