You Can Hire Someone To “Curate” Your Sex Life For You

Jessica Wakeman | August 10, 2012 - 11:20 am

Can’t buy a vibrator (or get a free one?) by your lonesome? A new startup will help! (NSFW) offers a “concierge service” for sex toys for random Tuesday nights, honeymoons, or even your own 50 Shades Of Grey experience. The site sells sex toys ranging from stripper poles and ben-wah balls to paddles and books on flogging, but it’s their “personal romance assistant” service that has tongues wagging. My Secret Luxury will stock your hotel room with sex toys, research romantic restaurants, and even hire photographers for “boudoir photoshoots.”

Cool, I guess? I dunno … I feel like if you need to hire someone to “curate” your romantic life, including bedroom activities, you have problems.  [My Secret Luxury via New York Observer]