Jessica Simpson’s Dad Joe Simpson Arrested For A DUI

  • Uh oh: Joe Simpson, “stage dad” of Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson, was arrested on August 4 for a DUI in Sherman Oaks, California. Simpson spent the night behind bars. Curious! I wonder why neither of his daughters or his wife bailed him out. [TMZ, US Weekly]
  • Star magazine claims Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashian’s sex tape to porn directors. That is too insane, even for this family. [Rumor Fix]
  • Area crazy person Amelia McDonell-Parry is interviewed in this New York Post article about Ryan Gosling. Sigh. The restraining order should be filed any moment now. [New York Post]
  • Terry Richardson took yummy shirtless photos of Brazilian model Marlon Teixeira just for you. [Socialite Life]
  • Kate Gosselin’s kids have bought her a Grow-A-Boyfriend doll. Ha! [Babble]
  • A Denny’s chain plans to open a new location in Las Vegas with a wedding chapel inside. Sorry, Denny’s, but you missed Britney Spears’ heydey by about 10 years. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Some beauty products can actually help you sleep?! [A New Mode]
  • “I Luv Dem Strippers” is an actual song by Nicki Minaj and 2 Chainz. [PopCrush]
  • This is just the cutest baby gorilla ever! [The FW]
  • Pauly D says Snooki wants him present when she poops out her baby, whom she’s named Lorenzo. What, does Snookis think she’ll need a DJ? [US Weekly]

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