Uh oh: Joe Simpson, “stage dad” of Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson, was arrested on August 4 for a DUI in Sherman Oaks, California. Simpson spent the night behind bars. Curious! I wonder why neither of his daughters or his wife bailed him out. [TMZ, US Weekly]
Star magazine claims Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashian’s sex tape to porn directors. That is too insane, even for this family. [Rumor Fix]
Area crazy person Amelia McDonell-Parry is interviewed in this New York Post article about Ryan Gosling. Sigh. The restraining order should be filed any moment now. [New York Post]
Terry Richardson took yummy shirtless photos of Brazilian model Marlon Teixeira just for you. [Socialite Life]
Kate Gosselin’s kids have bought her a Grow-A-Boyfriend doll. Ha! [Babble]
A Denny’s chain plans to open a new location in Las Vegas with a wedding chapel inside. Sorry, Denny’s, but you missed Britney Spears’ heydey by about 10 years. [Celebrity Cafe]
Some beauty products can actually help you sleep?! [A New Mode]
“I Luv Dem Strippers” is an actual song by Nicki Minaj and 2 Chainz. [PopCrush]
This is just the cutest baby gorilla ever! [The FW]
Pauly D says Snooki wants him present when she poops out her baby, whom she’s named Lorenzo. What, does Snookis think she’ll need a DJ? [US Weekly]
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According to the Associated Press, Arkansas police have destroyed the 2006 offense report for Josh Duggar, which detailed how the then-14-year-old had molested five girls, including his sisters, on the orders of Judge Stacy Zimmerman. “As far as the Springdale Police Department is concerned, this report doesn’t exist,” Springdale’s police representative Scott Lewis told AP.