Astrology 101: How To Spot Each Sign … At A High School Dance
Oh, the high school dance: a strange world of neon streamers, sugary punch, rhythmic dry humping, and awkward swaying at arms length. Whether your high school dances took place 20 years ago or last Saturday, chances are the memories are still fresh, and guess what? That gym dance floor is the perfect place to do some sign-spotting! So, which sign is causing drama in the bathroom? Which sign is working up the courage to ask their crush to dance? Which sign is having a makeout session under the bleachers? Find out after the jump!
Aries (March 21st-April 19th): Walk into the bathroom at any high school dance and you’ll be sure to find someone sobbing over a life-altering drama–that person is probably an Aries.
Taurus (April 20th-May 20th): Slow dancing with their serious love interest, Taurus is so intensely involved in their dance floor cuddle session they won’t even notice when the DJ switches to a fast song.
Gemini (May 21th-June 20th): Geminis will be fluttering around, complimenting everyone’s dresses, socializing with their many friend groups, and setting a world record for Most Dance Partners.
Cancer (June 21st-July 22nd): Cancer is sure to spend the evening with a tight-knit group of girlfriends, who are all singing at the top of their lungs and working on their synchronized dance moves.
Leo (July 23rd-August 22nd): You know that person in the middle of the dance floor, busting out their best moves and hardly stopping to take a breath? Yep, that’s a Leo!
Virgo (August 23rd-September 22nd): Circulating around the entire venue, Virgo will be taking tons of photos, making sure to capture every awesome–and awkward–moment.
Libra (September 23rd-October 22nd): Darting off to the bathroom every five minutes, you might think a Libra has a serious drug habit, but in actuality they’re just fixing their hair and touching up their lip gloss.
Scorpio (October 23rd-November 21st): Whether it’s under the bleachers, up against a locker, or in the middle of the dance floor, you’ll find a Scorpio engaged in a mega makeout session.
Sagittarius (November 22nd-December 21st): Count on a Sagittarius to be bold enough to sneak in a flask, distract the chaperones, and turn the punch into jungle juice.
Capricorn (December 22nd-January 19th): Capricorn is likely to be in the friend group that’s a little too cool for school, sitting around a table and making witty comments about everything from the decorations to the soundtrack.
Aquarius (January 20th-February 18th): As the class party planner, Aquarius makes time to adjust the decorations, ensure that everyone’s having fun, and do some serious rocking out with their BFFs.
Pisces (February 19th-March 20th): Pisces will spend the majority of the evening talking with their friends and working up the courage to ask their crush to dance, finally making their move right before the last slow song.