Suri Cruise Slept Inside Cinderella’s Castle

  • Suri Cruise stayed inside Cinderella’s Castle on her recent trip to Disney World with Tom Cruise. I can’t tell if this is regular Spoiled Hollywood Child parenting or Mommy And Daddy Are Getting A Divorce parenting. But who really cares? It’s awesome. [Betty Confidential]
  • Tavi Gevinson of Rookie Mag has been cast in a new Nicole Holofcener film as an only child who doesn’t get much attention from her parents. It’ll be the 16-year-old’s first acting gig. Mazel tov! [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Kanye West has supposedly written a song about Kim Kardashian called “My Perfect Bitch.” You can’t make this stuff up. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Justin Timberlake may or may not be working on a new album. [Huffington Post]
  • We know Jenna Jameson is in the tank for Romney. Here are eight other porn stars’ presidential endorsements. [The Daily Beast]
  • How to (try to!) female ejaculate. [Em & Lo]
  • How to explain that you’re a single parent on a first date. [Babble]
  • The island of Martha’s Vineyard where “Jaws” was filmed is holding a “Jaws”-fest. (Fun fact! I have family who lives there and a second cousin was an extra in the beach scenes. Wheee.) [MSNBC]
  • The New Yorker has a new iPhone app and Jon Hamm and Lena Dunham will teach you how to use it. [The New Yorker]
  • Ten annoying people you will always find lurking in the supermarket. [The FW]
  • James Van Der Beek wants to do a “Dawson’s Creek” reunion. [NY Mag]
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