Kristen Stewart’s Post-Breakup Depression Is Starting To Stink

  • Kristen Stewart is apparently too depressed to shower. That’s not just some crack about her appearance in the days since her cheating scandal came to light — girlfriend is literally not bathing. [The Stir]
  • What the hell is shock butt therapy? [TruTV]
  • According to Olympic swimmers Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps, “everyone pees in the pool.” Seriously? I’m all for peeing in the ocean, but when you pee in the pool, the chlorine makes it so obvious. [Newser]
  • We’ve shown you a lot of hot Olympic swimmers over the last 10 days, but there are also some sexy sailors that are not to be missed. [College Candy]
  • A survey conducted by ING Direct and Capital One banks indicates that women tend to hide their spending habits from the men in their lives. I must admit, I am kind of guilty of this. I used to tell my boyfriend that whatever I bought was on sale, but he still called me “Big Spender McGee.” If he only knew… [Your Tango]
  • Win an Hermes Birkin bag! A real one! [Tres Sugar]
  • I feel like Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s five-month-old son Samuel has barely been seen in the light of day, so here’s your chance to see his adorableness before he’s brought back inside. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • I dare you not to click through this entire gallery of seriously geek-worthy eye makeup. [The Mary Sue]
  • Check out Lauren Conrad’s holiday collection — see anything you like? [theBERRY]