Questions I Have About Kevin Jonas’ Marriage, Based On The Trailer For His Reality Show
- Are we sure everyone in this marriage is straight?
- Is Danielle a long lost Duff sister?
- Where’s Joe Jonas? He is the hottest one in this family and therefore the only one that I care about. [No way, Nick is the hottest. — Editor]
- What do you do with a purity ring once it comes off?
- Seriously. Are we sure everyone in this marriage is straight? I’m … not … getting that vibe.
I won’t be watching “Married To Jonas,” mostly because I am of the Hanson generation. But best of luck to you. I hope it is at least half as sexually explicit as Britney and K-Fed on “Chaotic.” [YouTube]