Questions I Have About Kevin Jonas’ Marriage, Based On The Trailer For His Reality Show

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 3, 2012
  1. Are we sure everyone in this marriage is straight?
  2. Is Danielle a long lost Duff sister?
  3. Where’s Joe Jonas? He is the hottest one in this family and therefore the only one that I care about. [No way, Nick is the hottest. -- Editor]
  4. What do you do with a purity ring once it comes off?
  5. Seriously. Are we sure everyone in this marriage is straight? I’m … not … getting that vibe.
I won’t be watching “Married To Jonas,” mostly because I am of the Hanson generation. But best of luck to you. I hope it is at least half as sexually explicit as Britney and K-Fed on “Chaotic.” [YouTube]