“He goes out on one-night stands. He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”
– I love the way that Ryan Lochte’s mom Ike manages to make one-night stands sound like formal events. Like Ryan calls random girls up and, in his vaguely brain dead way, asks, “Wanna have a one-night stand?” And the girl in question is all, “Jeah!” Also, Ike is a mighty supportive mom, huh? [The Today Show]





