Lindsay Lohan’s Shorts, Like Her Career, Are Falling Apart Before Our Eyes

  • Lindsay Lohan’s shredded denim shorts are the perfect metaphor for her career, no? [The Stir]
  • Camila Alves McConaughey, the new wife of, duh, Matthew, and mother to his two (almost three) kids, says she never wanted to get marry. So, how did it happen then? [Your Tango]
  • Beyonce is directing a documentary … about Beyonce! Of course! [Newser]
  • Here are 10 things you probably didn’t know about Olympic gymnasts Gabby Douglas and Aly Raisman. [College Candy]
  • Check out the trailer for Jennifer Lawrence’s next movie, “House at the End of the Street.” [theBERRY]
  • Hello, worst nightmare. A horny bull tried to mount a man and damaged a police car in the process. [Huffington Post]
  • Does Kristen Stewart have “daddy issues” and do they explain why she cheated on Robert Pattinson with an older dude? Did I just wake up in a Psych 101 class? [The Stir]
  • Major DILF David Beckham is lookin’ mighty fine in plaid on the cover of Esquire. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • Yikes. Usher’s ex Tameka Foster, whose son Kile recently passed away following a jet ski accident, says the singer didn’t actually care about Kile as much as he let on. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Liberty Ross, Rupert Sanders’ wife, has supposedly forbid him from directing the “Snow White and the Huntsman” sequel following his affair with star Kristen Stewart. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Some people don’t handle rejection well. For example, this fellow peeeeeeed as in urinated on a woman who dissed him. [TruTV]
[Photos: Splash News]