On “Monday Night Raw” last night, WWE announcer Abraham Washington cracked a rape joke about a wrestler, saying the guy was “like Kobe Bryant at a hotel in Colorado … he’s unstoppable.” WWE issued an immediate apology. (In 2003, Bryant was accused of raping a 19-year-old hotel worker; prosecution dropped the charges days before the trial against him was set to begin. Bryant had maintained the two had consensual sex.) [TMZ]
Robert Pattinson has already moved out — and now he Kristen Stewart are going to battle for custody over their dog, Bear. Also, R-Patz wants to have a “man-to-man” talk with Rupert Sanders, the “Snow White and the Huntsman” director with whom Kristen cheated. [The Sun UK, Celebrity Cafe]
Lana Del Rey covered Nirvana’s “Heart-Shaped Box” at a concert in Australia, prompting Courtney Love to tweet at Lana, “you do know that song is about my vagina, right?” Ooooookay, Court. [PopCrush]
While filming a sex scene for “The Canyons” in which she had to go topless, Lindsay Lohan asked the male crew members to strip down to their boxers. [TMZ]
Dennis Hopper’s 21-year-old son Henry Hopper, an actor who appeared in “Restless,” has been accused of giving drugs and alcohol to a then-15-year-old girl and raping her. [TMZ]
Sheryl Crow has been granted a restraining order against a man who accused the singer of breaking into his house and stealing his money and who has threatened to shoot her. [Celebrity Cafe]
11-year-old Harper Gruzin’s dreams are dashed after she’s been accused of performing the “worst National Anthem ever” at a soccer game over the weekend. [The FW]
Emma Watson says she hasn’t even read 50 Shades Of Grey, let alone expressed interest in playing Anastasia Steele in the film. [Crushable]
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According to the Associated Press, Arkansas police have destroyed the 2006 offense report for Josh Duggar, which detailed how the then-14-year-old had molested five girls, including his sisters, on the orders of Judge Stacy Zimmerman. “As far as the Springdale Police Department is concerned, this report doesn’t exist,” Springdale’s police representative Scott Lewis told AP.