WWE Announcer Cracks A Kobe Bryant Rape Joke

  • On “Monday Night Raw” last night, WWE announcer Abraham Washington cracked a rape joke about a wrestler, saying the guy was “like Kobe Bryant at a hotel in Colorado … he’s unstoppable.” WWE issued an immediate apology. (In 2003, Bryant was accused of raping a 19-year-old hotel worker; prosecution dropped the charges days before the trial against him was set to begin. Bryant had maintained the two had consensual sex.) [TMZ]
  • Robert Pattinson has already moved out — and now he Kristen Stewart are going to battle for custody over their dog, Bear. Also, R-Patz wants to have a “man-to-man” talk with Rupert Sanders, the “Snow White and the Huntsman” director with whom Kristen cheated. [The Sun UK, Celebrity Cafe]
  • Lana Del Rey covered Nirvana’s “Heart-Shaped Box” at a concert in Australia, prompting Courtney Love to tweet at Lana, “you do know that song is about my vagina, right?” Ooooookay, Court. [PopCrush]
  • While filming a sex scene for “The Canyons” in which she had to go topless, Lindsay Lohan asked the male crew members to strip down to their boxers. [TMZ]
  • Dennis Hopper’s 21-year-old son Henry Hopper, an actor who appeared in “Restless,” has been accused of giving drugs and alcohol to a then-15-year-old girl and raping her. [TMZ]
  • Sheryl Crow has been granted a restraining order against a man who accused the singer of breaking into his house and stealing his money and who has threatened to shoot her. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • 11-year-old Harper Gruzin’s dreams are dashed after she’s been accused of performing the “worst National Anthem ever” at a soccer game over the weekend. [The FW]
  • Emma Watson says she hasn’t even read 50 Shades Of Grey, let alone expressed interest in playing Anastasia Steele in the film. [Crushable]

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