A couple of weeks ago, we talked about the looner community, i.e. those who have a thing for inflatable pool toys. I know you’ve been sitting around obsessing about how balloon fetishists, or looners, do their thang. Well, today is your lucky day. This National Geographic video about Dave, a 27-year-old dude who is “infatuated” with balloons, should demystify the practice for you a bit more. Dave thinks of his balloons as his children. In his words, loving a balloon is all about “your heart reaching out to this beautiful, beautiful balloon.” Clearly, the man is a non-popper. Although Dave sleeps with the balloons in his shirt to protect them, he insists not doing anything sexual with them. His cherry has yet to be popped, so to speak. Annnd scene. [Buzzfeed]
