Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of July 30-August 5, 2012

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Leo (July 23-August 22): There should be a seamless flow to your week, if you learn to share. Otherwise, friction could cause a back up and kill all that you have going now. So, be careful in scrutinizing over details too closely, because as of this week life should be nothing but beautiful.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Seethe all you want to, but it won’t get the people around you to pick up the slack. Just know that they aren’t being lazy so much as they’re being absent minded and, in their estimation, “innovative.” Of course, that isn’t your way and it’ll make you fume, but if teamwork were ever easy, there’d be no wars.

Libra (September 23-October 22): When you truly love something, you know just the words to use to share and sell your ideas to others. Even if you fell in love with a serial killer, you’d still find something redeeming about them to coo about endlessly. After all, it’s no one’s business what floats your boat. However, if you tend to make your monologues encore performances without applause, figure out why.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): People have their excuses for not jumping after what’s in their heart and staying stuck. You can’t kill your enthusiasm for life because of it. You don’t need their validation to ensure yours. You never have; you never will. Live out the example of what you need/want and if fate is kind, all else will follow, but slowly.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): You can pretend you have all the answers, but if you do, it’ll mean sacrificing some of yourself. Others will know what’s up and can see through you now, so don’t try to blow off what truly matters, because the price you pay is only going to affect you. In life, you always have to suffer the drama of humility at one point or another; this time, do it for reasons that matter.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Who cares what you have to do. Time to put your feet up, in a new pair of shoes or back behind your ears; whatever you need to do to blow off some steam and relax is necessary now! No good ideas will come if you try to burn the candle at both ends. Instead, use your energy playfully, as nothing now needs to be serious — and if it is, it won’t work for you.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Get bossy and don’t let anyone disregard your sense of authority. Why should you have to repeat yourself, when you can say it meaningfully the first time? If you have, then know you are waging an uphill battle in which you will never feel satisfied, because you won’t feel understood. Accept true love isn’t about earning it, but knowing you deserve it.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You love to dwell on the past, but be aware that sometimes when you do look back there, you are seeing all with rose-colored glasses, editing history down to a perfect story. However, if all were so copacetic, then why would it have ended? There are pieces of the puzzle you’re ignoring, and it’s those segments you need to refocus on.

Aries (March 21-April 19): No one is thinking about you as much as you this week, so don’t get your panties all in a bunch wondering why everyone is acting so strange. Face it, your friends are all lovable weirdoes, but they always have been; this week, it’s you who’ll be distorted, so recognize and make adjustments where you must.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Your name be on everyone’s tongue, as your popularity will hit an all time high. Just don’t get caught up in it though, because not everyone acting so in love will be as sincere as they appear — and they’ll be good at deceiving with words. So, make sure all adds up. Otherwise, your inner bitch will be unleashed.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): You know how much it sucks when you’re feeling elated about whatever and then someone comes along to burst your bubble. Well, this week, you’ll be the one speaking the truth at others and it could bring on some serious agony. Although you’re not one to lie, before your mouth goes darting off in various directions, do think about the results you want to get with those words.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Showing off your manners is the least you can do when it comes to dealing with others. Whatever you’re feeling, going through or questioning is all in your head and to take it out on others now will only make you come across as cruel. If you want to still bear the title of most sensitive of the zodiac, be compassionate rather than playing the victim.

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