“Call Me Lochte”: Swimming’s Golden Boy, Ryan Lochte, Gets The Carly Rae Jepsen Treatment

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But this is my year, so call me Lochte!

Speaking of Ryan Lochte … the dude is such hot shit at the 2012 Olympics that he’s the inspiration for the latest “Call Me Maybe” spoof. In “Call Me Lochte,” the comedic geniuses at NOC remixed Carly Rae Jepsen’s inescapable tune into an ode to Lochte stealing Michael Phelps’ thunder as the United States’ favorite swimmer. Sample lyrics: “More gold than Mark Spitz / Strange pecs, taking bong hits / Stay smooth, shave your armpits / Where you think you’re swimming, Mikey? / Hey, I’m not Michael, don’t eat at Subway / But this is my year, so call me Lochte / It’s hard to swim right, by Phelps baby / But this is my year, so call me Lochte.” Indeed it is — but let’s not forget that, as of now, Phelps still holds the all-time record for most gold Olympic medals. Ryan Lochte just happens to make my teeth sweat a little harder. [Popdust]

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