“Bachelor Pad”: The 4 Moments You Missed On Last Night’s Episode
Before I begin here, I should confess that I decided to stop watching “The Bachelorette” as of this past season. I had many reasons for this decision, the most important being that Emily bores me to tears. So, this means that I don’t recognize a few of the players on the new season of “Bachelor Pad,” which is fine considering they’ve decided to include a few “fans” as contestants this season. And I don’t recognize them either. Well, most of them. But more on that later.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the first episode of “Bachelor Pad” was a bit of a snooze. The only person I found myself caring about was last season’s winner Michael Stagliano, who seems like a normal guy. Why the hell does he keep doing the show? What is he getting out of it? He already won. He already got his heart broken twice by “Bachelor” bitches. Is he a masochist? I know four, non-crazy girls right here in The Frisky office who would be happy to have him. Oh, and Erica Rose is always fun to watch. But for a much different reason. She gives the best snarky one-liners. All that being said, the four most exciting (is that the right word?) moments of last night’s episode are after the jump.
4. Blakeley Flips Out On Chris And Jamie
When Blakeley says, “Don’t be afraid of me” and then turns around and says “I would punch you in the throat [if you betrayed my trust],” you should be very afraid. You should refrain from making out with Jamie, for example, but that’s exactly what Blakeley’s partner Chris chose to do. I’m sorry, I mean, they were just talking. Wink. Naturally, Blakeley barged in on their “talking” session, chewed them out and then had a meltdown. The first episode and already … “It’s not worth it,” she chokes out through tears. Imagine what Blakeley would be like if she and Chris were dating. Shudder.
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