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Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of July 23-29, 2012

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Leo (July 23-August 22): Assault your senses with something powerful. Shock the complacency out of you, as this is a period of reinvention. You’re not a lady to settle for the status quo, so let your senses guide you to more — and who cares what you’ve promised in the past, as life is perpetually in motion and nothing is ever 100 percent. It’s the nature of existence, and the state of your mind this week.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): The crazy will be so obvious this week; you’d have to be a fool to miss it. Yes, your gut instinct kicks in to save you in the nick of time, shutting off the excuse-making part of your brain. While it might be boring to just drop out, who cares? Although having drama-filled stories to tell is an attention grabber, realize it reflects badly on you when you tell too many.

Libra (September 23-October 22): Getting ahead via another person is not going to work. Although you have the patience of a saint, you can’t wait for others to give you validation. Trust your power, you have it. In fact, others will only get in your way now, as they’ll distract you. Understand what you really want, then focus, and finally push and shove unapologetically to get there.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You’re heading into an interesting pass, when discovering your next big step will come to light. Though this could mean only being clued into a plan — which means you have to wait a bit longer before getting your just desserts — avoid doing your eye roll of disbelief. Timing is everything, so trust you’re in a perfect flow, for better or worse. Besides, there are no other options.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Friends will warn you if you start drifting off into the deep end. Although the blind leading the blind can be a bit dangerous, heed their warnings and let them guide your away. However, the catch is that if anything does go awry in this time, you can’t hold anyone else but yourself responsible. So, tread slowly as you do what you must.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Whoever said love was easy obviously never dated anyone you’ve dated. However, it is a common belief among many in healthy relationships that when it’s right, it’s right and all falls into place. Sure, compromising is still a part of it, but you both win anyway, as what you want to give outweighs the residual distain of sacrificing. Yes, real love brings out your best.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Steam should be rising off your bed, even after you leave it — and if this means getting down to the naughtier side of town, then slip that token in and go for a ride. Seems where you usually kick it won’t be so interesting anymore, and if you push through your laziness to venture far and wide, then trust it’ll pay off strong and long.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’re a gal that straight up knows how to turn up the drama. So, if your other wants to go there, they’ll find that you do indeed have a diabolical side and that you are far less forgiving as time goes by. Of course, if the games begin, then they must begin. Too bad the only unfortunate circumstance is that the victory may be too easy, barely giving you time to show your real talents.

Aries (March 21-April 19): It’s not necessary to clue in everyone to every second of your day. If you find someone acting suspicious of you, don’t let it trip you up. Instead, have fun with playful evasion, as it’s sure to burn up that person doing the asking — and watching them hold back their temper will surely please the sadist in you, which will be more than enough pay back for the aggravation they cause.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Get ready to have someone close to you pull the tragic card in a very poor fashion, making you temporarily the bad person if you turn him or her down. Don’t bust your brain over-thinking it though, because when it happens, you will just react and that will be your truth. No matter, as being an emotional hostage is not your scene and anyone who judges you for it is lame.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): The pull of your hormones will override your thought process and down you will go into a sexier place, where dancing with danger is an art form. Luckily, this trip will be just the thing that’ll lift you out of your sexual coma, as you won’t realize how bored you’ve become until now. Yes, seems a little heat under the right places does work you right.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): The days are going to feel as if they are going faster and faster, but you keep getting slower and slower. It’s true, but you can’t rush a moment and if you do, it’ll feel inauthentic, ultimately making you moodier and crabbier. Trust that when you’re feeling it, you’ll more than make up for the time you’re losing now.

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