Some men just look right holding a baby, just like I look right holding a large glass of wine. One such man is Chris Hemsworth, who is a big, brawny, blond Australian and the father to newborn India (with wife Elsa Pataky). He looks so right holding India that in every picture I’ve seen of him out and about with Elsa, that’s exactly what he’s doing — holding the baby. Is that because he’s being an awesome husband/dad and giving Elsa a break since she probs is doing a lot of the holding at home for breastfeeding and shizz? Or has Elsa just realized what I have and is like, “Damn you look sexy with that baby in your arms. Give the people what they want when we’re out in public”? Regardless, I feel like Salt N Pepa’s “Whatta Man” needs to be amended with an additional lyric about this phenomena of the guy who looks extra bangable with a baby in his arms. I would try my hand at writing it but I’m too busy telling my screaming ovaries to STFU.