Do Not Want: Double Lace-Up Booties

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 22, 2012

Have you always wanted to be featured in one of those “20/20″ specials about people whose shoelaces got caught in an escalator and narrowly escaped death thanks to the heroic act of a mall janitor? Well, today’s your lucky day! These double lace-up booties will double your chances of scoring an emotional interview with John Quiñones. [$256, Endless]