Hot Links: Seriously, Please Don’t Give Sammi & Ronnie Their Own “Jersey Shore” Spin-Off

  • Sammi “Sweetheart” and Ronnie from “Jersey Shore” have been approached to do their own spin-off, just like Snooki, JWoww and Pauly D. I think I speak for the rest of the world when I said DEAR GOD NO. [The Stir]
  • Coachella is hitting the high seas! I hope hipsters know how to swim… [Newser]
  • Russell Brand has a new girlfriend. Her name is Isabella Brewster and she’s the sister of actress Jordana Brewster, who you probably don’t know much about either. [Your Tango]
  • PDA is annoying, but it’s straight up stupid if the “public” place is court and you’re the criminals standing in front of the judge. [Huffington Post]
  • Photos of celebrities making dumb faces are always good for a laugh. [theBERRY]
  • Were women wearing bras 600 years ago — before they were “officially” invented? [The Mary Sue]
  • In honor of mega rich Bruce Wayner (aka Batman), here are a bunch more “one percenters” in movies. [Next Movie]
  • So, Daniel Tosh’s “Tosh.0″ show blog has a rape tag where, uh, posts about or with references to rape (usually jokes) are filed. A wee bit different from our rape tag page, to be sure. [TruTV]
  • Here’s a history of gay and lesbian characters in comic books. [Tres Sugar]