“Not Homeless, Need Boobs”: Ohio Woman Begging For Boobs On The Street

Jessica Wakeman / July 13, 2012

There’s a couple of speed bumps on the street in Akron, Ohio, but they’re not the type you are thinking of: a 37-year-old woman identified only as Chrissy is panhandling for breast implants. Clad in a bikini, Chrissy holds a sign reading “Not homeless. Need boobs.” The college student and single mom says her bartender job pays the bills, but won’t cover the $5,000 she needs for new boobs. I appreciate her honesty about what she is going to use the money to do — I mean, at least she’s not going to do a hit of crack. But fake tits are not a “need,” lady. [Daily Mail UK]